Make Me Into Anything; But Just Love Me
So some straight married 23 year old is trying to get Carlee and I to have a threesome with her because she’s never been with a girl.

WUT. NO. You’re married. Stop sending me nudes. I just wanted to make friends :’(



geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying



swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 


#why blaze it when you can praise it




California Street



tumblrgym:

 

So I posted an ad on CL looking for friends and I have a bunch of bitches sending me nudes right now…

This is awkward.



snowboness:

steph hates me all the timeee wahhhhhhhhhh

Shut up I love you!

sparklycupcakekitten:

soooo many flavors 

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